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Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Same old day, everything was the same ..
lols. projects coming up, and the real scondary life is just about to start. anyways, today at English lesson, we did pair-work.
Hanyi and me were doing the worksheet together, when we came across this question, asking us to use the word good to compare 2 people. We're smart, really, and we made this so-profound words up.
GOOD GOODER GOODIEST
Aint we genious? After that, the English teacher, Mrs Lee, called Hanyi, AW Hanyi, when his name is pronounced at OW Hanyi. =P
Yeah~ This reminded me of something;
the day before, Mrs Lee noticed hanyi was limping. She asked Hanyi was he alright, hanyi said he had leg pain. unbelievably, she heard as BLADDER pain. ROFL!
Anyways, while surfing through TalkingCock.com; I stumbled onto this hilarious Singapore-ed style joke. Here you go:
Top lies to tell small chewren
Made some New Year’s Resolutions? I.e. are you lying to yourself for another year? Neh’mine lah! We all lie to ourselves, and it's weirdly fun. But why not spread the fun to others too, especially the most vulnerable in society?
Here’s a list of TOP LIES TO TELL SMALL CHEWREN:
1. If you punch Papa in the crotch, he will give you an ang pao.
2. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, so I shot him and buried him in the garden.
3. Disneyland burned down.
4. Mummy’s not going away and leaving you. She’s just going on holiday with Uncle Seng for a few years.
5. Whenever you see an ant, you must give it a name, or else you’ll have bad luck.
6. How do you tell if you’re stupid? Step into a 7-11. If you hear a ‘ting tong’ sound, it means you’re stupid.
7. Your puppy hated you so much, he committed suicide.
8. Sorry, just joking. Actually, I killed him.
9. Ketchup is red because it’s made out of blood.
10. Every day, the cat puts a new piece of chocolate in his litter box.
11. It makes no difference whether mummy or daddy are rich and connected. As long as you work hard, you’ll have all the same chances as the kids in elite schools.
12. George W Bush is a really intelligent person.
13. There was nothing weird about trying to take over that Thai telco.
14. Of course Singapore is liberalizing.
15. No, lah. The Gahmen won’t sue you for defamation for such a small thing.
16. The Elite really have a caring face. Really.
Ok, the last few aint funny. kekes. have fun visiting TalkingCock!
Im rushing to do my pile of homework. T.T
Credits: www.talkingcock.com
lols. projects coming up, and the real scondary life is just about to start. anyways, today at English lesson, we did pair-work.
Hanyi and me were doing the worksheet together, when we came across this question, asking us to use the word good to compare 2 people. We're smart, really, and we made this so-profound words up.
GOOD GOODER GOODIEST
Aint we genious? After that, the English teacher, Mrs Lee, called Hanyi, AW Hanyi, when his name is pronounced at OW Hanyi. =P
Yeah~ This reminded me of something;
the day before, Mrs Lee noticed hanyi was limping. She asked Hanyi was he alright, hanyi said he had leg pain. unbelievably, she heard as BLADDER pain. ROFL!
Anyways, while surfing through TalkingCock.com; I stumbled onto this hilarious Singapore-ed style joke. Here you go:
Top lies to tell small chewren
Made some New Year’s Resolutions? I.e. are you lying to yourself for another year? Neh’mine lah! We all lie to ourselves, and it's weirdly fun. But why not spread the fun to others too, especially the most vulnerable in society?
Here’s a list of TOP LIES TO TELL SMALL CHEWREN:
1. If you punch Papa in the crotch, he will give you an ang pao.
2. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, so I shot him and buried him in the garden.
3. Disneyland burned down.
4. Mummy’s not going away and leaving you. She’s just going on holiday with Uncle Seng for a few years.
5. Whenever you see an ant, you must give it a name, or else you’ll have bad luck.
6. How do you tell if you’re stupid? Step into a 7-11. If you hear a ‘ting tong’ sound, it means you’re stupid.
7. Your puppy hated you so much, he committed suicide.
8. Sorry, just joking. Actually, I killed him.
9. Ketchup is red because it’s made out of blood.
10. Every day, the cat puts a new piece of chocolate in his litter box.
11. It makes no difference whether mummy or daddy are rich and connected. As long as you work hard, you’ll have all the same chances as the kids in elite schools.
12. George W Bush is a really intelligent person.
13. There was nothing weird about trying to take over that Thai telco.
14. Of course Singapore is liberalizing.
15. No, lah. The Gahmen won’t sue you for defamation for such a small thing.
16. The Elite really have a caring face. Really.
Ok, the last few aint funny. kekes. have fun visiting TalkingCock!
Im rushing to do my pile of homework. T.T
Credits: www.talkingcock.com
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