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Name : Rayne Horoscope: Libra
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Zhangderen. GESSian. And the future lies ahead.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
wahaha. I really apologise for, erm, not posting for a long day. Im changing my skin, its giving me loads of problems. =P
But anyways, back to my posting point, I have this really bad URGE to post about aloalo's if you didnt know, he's a VERY VERY VERY sarcastic habbo, wholoves putting down people posts in Habbolitez.
uh-huh. Here are some of his so retarded, and really absurd put downs, or rather, sayings. (:
The Fab FifteenLast week aloalo got banned for two hours for swearing in his Love Sick room. Apologies go out to all those who were insulted by me though the words were not pointed at them. So I figured out...
Fifteen Wickedly Absurd
Sentences that Evade the Bobba Word
But Can Never Be Censored by Mods
Full Moon Abalone
Woof Woof!
The Baby Production Experiment, Phase #1
Planet Plutos Placed Side-by-Side (PPPSS)
The Bermuda Triangle
The Expandable Human Anatomy
The Glue
The Help-Yourself Glue Dispensing Technique
Chocolate Bars Dispenser
Chocolate Bars
Chocolate Escalator
The Basket of Portugese Egg Tarts
Lady Marmalade
Cowgirls from Brokeback Mountain
The F Word
Special Fab Fifteen
This week is Valentine's Day. Alo has specially created 15 techniques of calling it quits.
Fifteen Ways
of Telling Your Partner to Break Up Immediately
I can't kiss you anymore, you have bad breath.
I need to spend the night with (His/ Her Enemy's Name)
I don't date with "incompetent" people like you.
You are the last person I want to start a family with.
You are the first person I want to dump into the bin.
You jump. I don't jump. Or maybe I watch.
$5 for my boy/girlfriend. Calling thrice?
Have you ever considered facelifts?
Size DOES matter.
When did you say your birthday was, again?
I am not wasting any more money for your shopping desires.
You're out of date and I have to send you for repair.
Let me recount. I've dated 26 people and you are No. 23
Life is all about thinking of alternatives, right?
What's your CPF bank number? I'll be back in a moment.
Seriously, I love his al0prah digest. this idea comes from the christian magazine. 0prah. cool ehhs? Here are some more..
When It Doesn't Shine...
This marks the fourth week in a junior college after spending four years in a secondary school. I start to realise how better my current environment is compared to the preceeding one. You see, for the past week, my buttocks is especially attracted to graffitise the school's toilet bowls with the final products of human digestion. Oh yes, there's something in the JC toilets that you can't find in my Sec. School: toilet paper. Who can not resist the texture of the smooth and refined tree pulp which, afterall, saves your dignity by not using your fingers to... er hm...? This MAY be a good sign that I have ended four terrifying years of constipation. One thing to mention though: Students in Singapore need to learn how a flush button/handle looks like.
Then you have the canteen food -- the subject of major complaints in ????? ?????? High School -- which tastes and costs a million times better and cheaper. I swore in Sec. 1 when I saw the cold, grilled chicken in the Western Barbecue stall piled on top of each other in a dirty, little transparent cabinet, that never in my life again would I dine in that dreadful kitchen canteen. Thank goodness things have changed so much for the better. Instead of paying $2.00 for that piece of chicken (or is it rubber?) with tasteless brown sauce, I now get to have a big bowl of noodles with oriental mushroom sauce AND mushroom slices AND chicken shreds at an econmic price of $1.50! AND it tastes good as well.
All right. The crunch. After four episodes of Let it Shine, and quite a number of feedbacks to watch it before rating it, I have concluded that it is indeed a pointless serial with an incredible drama-defunt ensemble and a plot irrelevant to the modern school's context. Apparently it is an attempt to emulate Jack Neo's I Not Stupid (Too, Tree, For, Sai... Nighty-Night) while teaching students how to be late for school, how to test your teachers' patience, how to have underage baby production experiments, and of course, how to make your pregnant teacher give birth to a baby in class. My rate for that show still stands at 1 and a half stars.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
alOprah
hahas. hais, im feeling rather down. my mum dont APRECIATE my work. the fried rice (my very FIRST food that i cooked) i brought it home, neevr even taste it ONCE. and she just scolded me for not having it for lunch. Pity me~~
Save me before i'm dying out;
ZH (:
But anyways, back to my posting point, I have this really bad URGE to post about aloalo's if you didnt know, he's a VERY VERY VERY sarcastic habbo, who
uh-huh. Here are some of his so retarded, and really absurd put downs, or rather, sayings. (:
The Fab FifteenLast week aloalo got banned for two hours for swearing in his Love Sick room. Apologies go out to all those who were insulted by me though the words were not pointed at them. So I figured out...
Fifteen Wickedly Absurd
Sentences that Evade the Bobba Word
But Can Never Be Censored by Mods
Full Moon Abalone
Woof Woof!
The Baby Production Experiment, Phase #1
Planet Plutos Placed Side-by-Side (PPPSS)
The Bermuda Triangle
The Expandable Human Anatomy
The Glue
The Help-Yourself Glue Dispensing Technique
Chocolate Bars Dispenser
Chocolate Bars
Chocolate Escalator
The Basket of Portugese Egg Tarts
Lady Marmalade
Cowgirls from Brokeback Mountain
The F Word
Special Fab Fifteen
This week is Valentine's Day. Alo has specially created 15 techniques of calling it quits.
Fifteen Ways
of Telling Your Partner to Break Up Immediately
I can't kiss you anymore, you have bad breath.
I need to spend the night with (His/ Her Enemy's Name)
I don't date with "incompetent" people like you.
You are the last person I want to start a family with.
You are the first person I want to dump into the bin.
You jump. I don't jump. Or maybe I watch.
$5 for my boy/girlfriend. Calling thrice?
Have you ever considered facelifts?
Size DOES matter.
When did you say your birthday was, again?
I am not wasting any more money for your shopping desires.
You're out of date and I have to send you for repair.
Let me recount. I've dated 26 people and you are No. 23
Life is all about thinking of alternatives, right?
What's your CPF bank number? I'll be back in a moment.
Seriously, I love his al0prah digest. this idea comes from the christian magazine. 0prah. cool ehhs? Here are some more..
When It Doesn't Shine...
This marks the fourth week in a junior college after spending four years in a secondary school. I start to realise how better my current environment is compared to the preceeding one. You see, for the past week, my buttocks is especially attracted to graffitise the school's toilet bowls with the final products of human digestion. Oh yes, there's something in the JC toilets that you can't find in my Sec. School: toilet paper. Who can not resist the texture of the smooth and refined tree pulp which, afterall, saves your dignity by not using your fingers to... er hm...? This MAY be a good sign that I have ended four terrifying years of constipation. One thing to mention though: Students in Singapore need to learn how a flush button/handle looks like.
Then you have the canteen food -- the subject of major complaints in ????? ?????? High School -- which tastes and costs a million times better and cheaper. I swore in Sec. 1 when I saw the cold, grilled chicken in the Western Barbecue stall piled on top of each other in a dirty, little transparent cabinet, that never in my life again would I dine in that dreadful kitchen canteen. Thank goodness things have changed so much for the better. Instead of paying $2.00 for that piece of chicken (or is it rubber?) with tasteless brown sauce, I now get to have a big bowl of noodles with oriental mushroom sauce AND mushroom slices AND chicken shreds at an econmic price of $1.50! AND it tastes good as well.
All right. The crunch. After four episodes of Let it Shine, and quite a number of feedbacks to watch it before rating it, I have concluded that it is indeed a pointless serial with an incredible drama-defunt ensemble and a plot irrelevant to the modern school's context. Apparently it is an attempt to emulate Jack Neo's I Not Stupid (Too, Tree, For, Sai... Nighty-Night) while teaching students how to be late for school, how to test your teachers' patience, how to have underage baby production experiments, and of course, how to make your pregnant teacher give birth to a baby in class. My rate for that show still stands at 1 and a half stars.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
alOprah
hahas. hais, im feeling rather down. my mum dont APRECIATE my work. the fried rice (my very FIRST food that i cooked) i brought it home, neevr even taste it ONCE. and she just scolded me for not having it for lunch. Pity me~~
Save me before i'm dying out;
ZH (:
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